10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is