10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha