10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."