10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.