10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-