10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss