10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.