10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for loners.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?