10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.