10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.