10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."