10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"