10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.