10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A