10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer