10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright