10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery