10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester