10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak