10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• It's Free To Fold...
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.