10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery