10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!