10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant