10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim