10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.