10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz