10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio