10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com