10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS