10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed