10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.