10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger