10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fold and live to fold again
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant