10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.