10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves