10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."