10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob