10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "No river, no fish."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)