10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson