10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers