10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fold and live to fold again