10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is