10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"