10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"