10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.