10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die