10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters