10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.