10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"