10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier